"Natasha says I mansplain sometimes. I'm trying to work on that." He keeps his head down obligingly, and he's tempted to tease Tony about whether he gets a hot towel for the back of his neck after this haircut, but then he's not sure whether barbers do that any longer.
"Malibu sounds so...West Coast, though. And I'm extremely Brooklyn. Do you know how to surf? Can you teach me?"
When Tony backs away, Steve rises and wanders over to the nearest mirror. "I'm pretty sure I can handle the bleach, as long as there are written directions. I mean, I'm liking this new Cosmetologist Tony, but I'm not completely hopeless."
"Geez...you're good, though. Where'd you learn to cut hair?" He pauses, glances over his shoulder, and says, "I think I just wrote an off-Broadway show in my head. One's a deaf drag-queen watercolorist Captain America. The other is Aesthetician Iron Man. And they have to save the world. Or avenge it."
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Date: 2018-06-19 12:53 pm (UTC)"Malibu sounds so...West Coast, though. And I'm extremely Brooklyn. Do you know how to surf? Can you teach me?"
When Tony backs away, Steve rises and wanders over to the nearest mirror. "I'm pretty sure I can handle the bleach, as long as there are written directions. I mean, I'm liking this new Cosmetologist Tony, but I'm not completely hopeless."
"Geez...you're good, though. Where'd you learn to cut hair?" He pauses, glances over his shoulder, and says, "I think I just wrote an off-Broadway show in my head. One's a deaf drag-queen watercolorist Captain America. The other is Aesthetician Iron Man. And they have to save the world. Or avenge it."