“I don’t want to say that your show would be a hit, because really? But I think that would be a hit. Maybe they’ve already written fanfiction about it.” Tony knows more about fanfiction than he does about his own social security number. “I don’t know why you’re so anti-West Coast. Your baseball team moved out there, didn’t they?”
If Steve is going to be so very Brooklyn right now, Tony is going to make fun of him for it. He’s a Long Island boy at heart, though it might be argued that he was raised in New England, at the boarding school he attended.
He’s not going to tell Steve that he can’t surf. He’s a tech guy. Not a surfing guy. Who did the former blond think he is?
Brushing off his hands, and holding the box out to Steve, Tony can’t help but be amused at how surprised the guy is at his talents. “I engineered your hair. You know who I am, right?” Tony Fucking Stark. He can do anything. Like go back in time to save the god damned day.
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Date: 2018-06-19 05:05 pm (UTC)If Steve is going to be so very Brooklyn right now, Tony is going to make fun of him for it. He’s a Long Island boy at heart, though it might be argued that he was raised in New England, at the boarding school he attended.
He’s not going to tell Steve that he can’t surf. He’s a tech guy. Not a surfing guy. Who did the former blond think he is?
Brushing off his hands, and holding the box out to Steve, Tony can’t help but be amused at how surprised the guy is at his talents. “I engineered your hair. You know who I am, right?” Tony Fucking Stark. He can do anything. Like go back in time to save the god damned day.