“We both know that’s a lie.” Fumbling sex with pretty USO girls? That sounds exactly what Tony wants to hear all about! He had the trading card with Captain America hoisting three girls in tight, short dresses up on a motorcycle well into his teenage years, and he can imagine the quad without clothes on getting busy pretty easily. It’s one of the few things that survived the great burning because Tony had used it for a little tugging once in awhile.
Years later, watching some Disney flick about a bookish girl and a dog-prince with Pepper, Tony had a few flash backs of those days in his bedroom with the door shut and some of his mother’s lotion. There’s a scene in that movie where the good looking guy in the tall knee boots that the bookish girl doesn’t like lifts triplet girls on a bench and he nearly had to excuse himself then and there.
Maybe the animators had been into those old 40s pinups same as he had.
Tony tips a little to the left, around Steve’s arm, and manages to grab a garlic knot. Not quite the pizza he’d been going for, but it briefly quiets him down as he chews. He should sit. He gets that. But he also needs to carb up so he can sober up. And Steve is the perfect buffet leaning post.
“If I was traveling the world, I’d get a little tail if I could— Oh wait. That’s how I spent my twenties. And thirties and.... uh. Well most of my life.”
He’s not admitting that he’s as old as he is. He doesn’t feel like he’s pushing fifty.
“Did you swap a lot of STDs? I thought your immune system is pretty good.”
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Date: 2018-06-24 04:10 am (UTC)Years later, watching some Disney flick about a bookish girl and a dog-prince with Pepper, Tony had a few flash backs of those days in his bedroom with the door shut and some of his mother’s lotion. There’s a scene in that movie where the good looking guy in the tall knee boots that the bookish girl doesn’t like lifts triplet girls on a bench and he nearly had to excuse himself then and there.
Maybe the animators had been into those old 40s pinups same as he had.
Tony tips a little to the left, around Steve’s arm, and manages to grab a garlic knot. Not quite the pizza he’d been going for, but it briefly quiets him down as he chews. He should sit. He gets that. But he also needs to carb up so he can sober up. And Steve is the perfect buffet leaning post.
“If I was traveling the world, I’d get a little tail if I could— Oh wait. That’s how I spent my twenties. And thirties and.... uh. Well most of my life.”
He’s not admitting that he’s as old as he is. He doesn’t feel like he’s pushing fifty.
“Did you swap a lot of STDs? I thought your immune system is pretty good.”