The remains of the roll drop from Tony’s mouth like it had been choreographed and blocked out for comedic effect he’s got to admit that it’s nothing like he expected when Steve said he had been a bit of a promiscuous leading man while traveling with the USO.
Not at first. A second thought, however, clicks it all into place. Obviously, obviously Steve’s a giver. He’s probably the best lover a person could ever have since he would likely put his partners and their pleasures first.
“Can’t say I did,” Tony says, palming Steve’s chest so he can step back out of his arms. He’s not disgusted or anything, but it’s really hard to get another non-floor roll when he can’t reach. Of course, he’s immediately wobbly again, and he grasps the cart for stability.
A cart. On wheels.
Sometimes he’s not the brightest.
And sometimes it’s probably better if one or two of the desserts he ordered topples to the ground instead of himself. Still, RIP strawberry shortcake.
“Bet you jerked yourself off too so you wouldn’t risk giving them carpal tunnel. Technically you are still a virgin then? I feel better.” Says Mr. Wobbles.
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Date: 2018-06-25 03:06 am (UTC)Not at first. A second thought, however, clicks it all into place. Obviously, obviously Steve’s a giver. He’s probably the best lover a person could ever have since he would likely put his partners and their pleasures first.
“Can’t say I did,” Tony says, palming Steve’s chest so he can step back out of his arms. He’s not disgusted or anything, but it’s really hard to get another non-floor roll when he can’t reach. Of course, he’s immediately wobbly again, and he grasps the cart for stability.
A cart. On wheels.
Sometimes he’s not the brightest.
And sometimes it’s probably better if one or two of the desserts he ordered topples to the ground instead of himself. Still, RIP strawberry shortcake.
“Bet you jerked yourself off too so you wouldn’t risk giving them carpal tunnel. Technically you are still a virgin then? I feel better.” Says Mr. Wobbles.