Steve is poised to feel completely humiliated here, but Tony's reaction is so entertaining, some of the embarrassment drains away and--really, they're both grown men, they've both had awkward phases. Maybe it's time Steve was able to look back at this and laugh at himself a little. Or he could laugh at the poor garlic knot Tony's sent rolling across the floor.
His lips twitch, and he's about to tease, but then there's another perfectly good dish on the floor and Steve just can't stand back and watch Tony destroy dinner, the carpet, and a good portion of his dignity. "For fuck's sake. I'm sorry, but you need to put your ass in a chair."
Maybe the the fact that he's drunk will mean he won't panic this time? Steve puts an arm around his waist and more or less drags him to the nearest cushy arm chair, plopping him into it. "Stay. I'll bring the cart over."
"...I guess so. Technically. Not that that's your business." He grabs for the cart, managing not to knock anything off of it. "Depending how you define it."
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Date: 2018-06-25 03:33 am (UTC)His lips twitch, and he's about to tease, but then there's another perfectly good dish on the floor and Steve just can't stand back and watch Tony destroy dinner, the carpet, and a good portion of his dignity. "For fuck's sake. I'm sorry, but you need to put your ass in a chair."
Maybe the the fact that he's drunk will mean he won't panic this time? Steve puts an arm around his waist and more or less drags him to the nearest cushy arm chair, plopping him into it. "Stay. I'll bring the cart over."
"...I guess so. Technically. Not that that's your business." He grabs for the cart, managing not to knock anything off of it. "Depending how you define it."